Why Don't I Blog?

Okay, so maybe that's a stupid question. Look at the title of my blog. Clearly, I'm not exciting!

However, I am funny. I don't know that I can capture that funny on the page. I feel as though I can't. With the exception of the toilet rat story. That was funny when I wrote it down, but it was not funny when it happened.

Ridiculous things happen to me. (Not that I am the only person who has ridiculous things happen. They happen to plenty of people. I'm just saying.) So, you'd think that funny + ridiculous thing = omglulz. Maybe the key is to take notes during my day. No, I can't even be funny without being a nerd first.